THIS IS MAHHH MOVIE

THIS IS MAHHH MOVIE

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I want..so badly 

I want..so badly 

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GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

allthingsdamonfizzy:

tobussmosh:

republiccityobsessed:

omg do this i will cry

Nobody has ever won this. Ever.

Game on.

Let the games begin.

omg somebody do this ajdfkajdskljfaklsdjkl

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Buckle up!
-Credit Dalton Harnch 

Buckle up!

-Credit Dalton Harnch 



Running in gym class:

sodamnrelatable:

Running for free food:

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Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?

sodamnrelatable:

( ) Because we have no social life.

( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.

(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.

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Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours

sodamnrelatable:

totally-relatable:

You: Yeah, sure thing.

Next hour and a half…

And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…

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Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?